Sunday, January 24, 2010

For Rent


7' x 9' Condo in lovely Herat, Afghanistan. Cable ready with 10 channels (5 come in pretty good). Wireless internet for $80/ month, and you can leave your landscaping headaches behind. Spacious closet over the bed. Built in dresser on the wall over elegant office desk. Kitchen is near the built in corner armwoir. Loads of storage space under the brilliantly elevated bed. It's 4' high. The master bath is huge and comes with 2 sitters, 1 stander, 3 showers and 2 sinks. As you can see, I have two artists that I have commissioned to decorate the place, but I need more art. I guess they did some for me, but their work got left behind somewhere during their travels. The art and artists DO NOT come with lease. Heavily gated and armed security. Access to freeway a little difficult, but plenty of helicopters to get you around. Available in July. These condo's are in high demand, so act fast.

1 comment:

  1. Hmmmm.....those with claustrophobia need not apply. The job that comes with it is colorful, though!
    The prickly squash in the bladder was interesting. Maybe he swallowed a seed....

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